Saturday, January 4, 2014

Complete List of Star Ratings to 2013 Films


Below, my complete list of star ratings for each of the 303 new releases I saw in theaters in 2013.
Documentaries are indicated with the notation (D).


About Time (1 star)
A.C.O.D. (2 ½ stars)
The Act of Killing (D) (1 ½ stars)
Admission (1 ½ stars)
Adore (2 ½ stars)
After Earth (1 star)
Aftermath (2 ½ stars)
Afternoon Delight (3 ½ stars)
Ain’t Them Bodies Saints (2 stars)
A.K.A. Doc Pomus (D) (2 ½ stars)
Aliyah (3 stars)
All is Lost (2 ½ stars)
American Hustle (2 stars)
American Promise (D) (2 stars)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (1 star)
Andre Gregory: Before and After Dinner (D) (2 stars)
The Angels’ Share (3 ½ stars)
Approved for Adoption (1 ½ stars)
The Armstrong Lie (D) (3 stars)
Arthur Newman (1 ½ stars)
The Artist and the Model (1 ½ stars)
At Any Price (1 ½ stars)
The Attack (3 stars)
August: Osage County (3 stars)
Augustine (1 ½ stars)
Austenland (1 ½ stars)
Becoming Traviata (D) (2 stars)
Before Midnight (4 stars)
Bert Stern: Original Madman (D) (2 ½ stars)
Bettie Page Reveals All (D) (2 stars)
Beyond the Hills (2 ½ stars)
Biancanieves (3 ½ stars)
Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me (D) (2 stars)
The Big Wedding (1 star)
Blackfish (D) (4 stars)
The Bling Ring (3 stars)
Blood Brother (D) (2 stars)
Blue Caprice (1 ½ stars)
Blue is the Warmest Color (2 stars)
Blue Jasmine (4 stars)
The Book Thief (2 stars)
Broken (2 stars)
The Broken Circle Breakdown (3 stars)
Broken City (1 ½ stars)
Bullet to the Head (1 ½ stars)
Caesar Must Die (D) (1 ½ stars)
The Call (1 ½ stars)
Call Me Kuchu (D) (3 stars)
Camille Claudel, 1915 (3 stars)
The Canyons (1 ½ stars)
Capital (1 ½ stars)
Captain Phillips (2 ½ stars)
Closed Circuit (1 ½ stars)
The Company You Keep (3 stars)
Computer Chess (3 stars)
Concussion (1 star)
The Counselor (2 stars)
Crystal Fairy (3 ½ stars)
Cutie and the Boxer (D) (3 stars)
Dallas Buyers Club (3 stars)
Dead Man Down (2 stars)
Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries & Mentors of Ricky Jay (D) (3 stars)
Delivery Man (1 star)
Despicable Me 2 (1 ½ stars)
Dirty Wars (D) (2 ½ stars)
Disconnect (2 stars)
Don Jon (4 stars)
Drinking Buddies (3 stars)
Drug War (2 stars)
The East (1 ½ stars)
Eden (2 stars)
Elysium (1 ½ stars)
Emperor (1 ½ stars)
The English Teacher (2 ½ stars)
Enough Said (2 stars)
Escape from Tomorrow (1 ½ stars)
Escape Plan (2 stars)
Europa Report (2 stars)
Évocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie (D) (3 stars)
Fame High (D) (2 ½ stars)
The Family (1 star)
Far Out Isn’t Far Enough: The Tomi Ungerer Story (D) (2 stars)
Fast & Furious 6 (3 ½ stars)
The Fifth Estate (1 ½ stars)
56 Up (D) (4 stars)
Fire in the Blood (D) (3 stars)
5 Broken Cameras (D) (1 ½ stars)
42 (1 ½ stars)
Frances Ha (2 stars)
Free Angela and All Political Prisoners (D) (3 ½ stars)
From Up on Poppy Hill (3 stars)
Frozen (2 ½ stars)
Fruitvale Station (1 ½ stars)
Gahan Wilson: Born Dead, Still Weird (D) (2 stars)
Gangster Squad (3 stars)
The Gatekeepers (D) (1 ½ stars)
Genius on Hold (D) (1 star)
Geography Club (1 ½ stars)
Getaway (1 ½ stars)
Gimme the Loot (1 star)
Ginger & Rosa (1 ½ stars)
Girl Most Likely (2 stars)
Go For Sisters (2 ½ stars)
God Loves Uganda (D) (2 stars)
Good Ol’ Freda (D) (3 ½ stars)
The Grandmaster (2 stars)
Gravity (2 ½ stars)
The Great Beauty (1 ½ stars)
The Great Gatsby (1 ½ stars)
Gregory Crewdson: Brief Encounters (D) (3 stars)
Grudge Match (2 stars)
The Hangover Part III (2 ½ stars)
Hannah Arendt (2 ½ stars)
Happy People: A Year in the Taiga (D) (3 stars)
The Happy Sad (1 star)
Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction (D) (1 ½ stars)
A Haunted House (1 ½ stars)
Haute Cuisine (2 stars)
The Heat (3 stars)
Her (1 star)
Herblock: The Black and the White (D) (1 ½ stars)
Hey Bartender (D) (2 stars)
A Hijacking (3 stars)
The History of Future Folk (2 ½ stars)
Hitler’s Children (D) (2 ½ stars)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (1 ½ stars)
The Hunt (1 ½ stars)
I Am Not a Hipster (1 ½ stars)
I Declare War (1 ½ stars)
I’m So Excited! (3 stars)
The Iceman (2 ½ stars)
Identity Thief (1 ½ stars)
Il Futuro (1 ½ stars)
In a World… (1 ½ stars)
In Another Country (1 ½ stars)
In the Fog (2 stars)
In the House (2 ½ stars)
The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete (1 ½ stars)
Inside Llewyn Davis (1 ½ stars)
Instructions Not Included (1 star)
The Internship (1 ½ stars)
The Invisible Woman (1 ½ stars)
Iron Man 3 (1 ½ stars)
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2 ½ stars)
Jobs (1 ½ stars)
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (1 ½ stars)
Kill Your Darlings (1 ½ stars)
The Kings of Summer (1 star)
Koch (D) (2 ½ stars)
Kon Tiki (3 stars)
Labor Day (3 stars)
The Last Stand (1 ½ stars)
Last Vegas (1 ½ stars)
Lee Daniels’ The Butler (2 stars)
Lenny Cooke (D) (2 stars)
Leonie (2 ½ stars)
Let My People Go! (1 ½ stars)
Let the Fire Burn (D) (3 stars)
Leviathan (D) (1 ½ stars)
The Lifeguard (1 ½ stars)
Like Someone in Love (1 ½ stars)
Liv and Ingmar (D) (3 stars)
The Lone Ranger (1 star)
Lone Survivor (1 ½ stars)
The Look of Love (2 stars)
Lore (1 star)
Love is All You Need (3 stars)
Lovelace (3 stars)
The Machine Which Makes Everything Disappear (D) (2 ½ stars)
Mademoiselle C (D) (1 ½ stars)
Man of Steel (1 ½ stars)
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2 ½ stars)
Mental (1 star)
Monsters University (2 ½ stars)
More than Honey (D) (3 stars)
The Motel Life (3 stars)
Mother of George (1 ½ stars)
Movie 43 (1 star)
Much Ado About Nothing (2 ½ stars)
Mud (3 ½ stars)
Muscle Shoals (D) (3 stars)
Museum Hours (2 stars)
My Brother the Devil (1 star)
My Father and the Man in Black (D) (1 ½ stars)
Narco Cultura (D) (3 stars)
Nebraska (3 stars)
The New Black (D) (2 ½ stars)
No (2 stars)
No Place on Earth (D) (1 ½ stars)
Now You See Me (2 stars)
Oblivion (3 stars)
Oldboy (2 ½ stars)
Olympus Has Fallen (1 ½ stars)
One Chance (2 stars)
Only God Forgives (3 stars)
Our Children (2 stars)
Out of the Furnace (2 ½ stars)
Pacific Rim (1 star)
Pain & Gain (2 ½ stars)
The Painting (1 ½ stars)
Paris-Manhattan (1 ½ stars)
Parker (2 stars)
Parkland (2 ½ stars)
Passion (1 ½ stars)
The Past (2 stars)
Peeples (1 ½ stars)
Philomena (2 ½ stars)
Pieta (1/2 star)
A Place at the Table (D) (3 stars)
The Place Beyond the Pines (2 ½ stars)
The Playroom (1 ½ stars)
Plimpton! (D) (3 ½ stars)
Populaire (2 stars)
Prince Avalanche (1 ½ stars)
Prisoners (2 ½ stars)
The Purge (1 star)
Reaching for the Moon (3 stars)
Reality (3 stars)
Red Obsession (D) (3 stars)
Red 2 (2 stars)
The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2 stars)
Renoir (2 stars)
R.I.P.D. (1 star)
Rising from Ashes (D) (2 stars)
A River Changes Course (D) (1 ½ stars)
Runner Runner (1 ½ stars)
Rush (2 ½ stars)
Salinger (D) (2 stars)
The Sapphires (1 ½ stars)
Saving Mr. Banks (2 stars)
Scary Movie V (1 star)
Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf’s (D) (2 stars)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2 ½ stars)
The Selfish Giant (1 ½ stars)
Shadow Dancer (2 ½ stars)
Short Term 12 (3 ½ stars)
Side Effects (1 ½ stars)
Sightseers (1 ½ stars)
The Silence (2 ½ stars)
Simon Killer (3 ½ stars)
Smash & Grab: The Story of the Pink Panthers (D) (1 ½ stars)
Snitch (2 ½ stars)
Something in the Air (3 stars)
Somm (D) (3 stars)
Sound City (D) (3 stars)
The Source Family (D) (2 ½ stars)
The Spectacular Now (1 ½ stars)
Spinning Plates (D) (3 stars)
Spring Breakers (2 ½ stars)
The Square (D) (2 stars)
Star Trek Into Darkness (3 stars)
Starbuck (1 star)
Still Mine (1 ½ stars)
Stoker (3 stars)
Stolen Seas (D) (2 ½ stars)
Stories We Tell (D) (3 ½ stars)
The Stroller Strategy (1 ½ stars)
Sunlight Jr. (2 ½ stars)
Sweet Dreams (D) (2 stars)
Tabu (3 ½ stars)
A Teacher (1 ½ stars)
Thanks for Sharing (2 ½ stars)
Thérèse (2 ½ stars)
These Birds Walk (D) (2 stars)
This is Martin Bonner (3 ½ stars)
This is the End (1 ½ stars)
Tim’s Vermeer (D) (3 stars)
The To Do List (3 stars)
To the Wonder (1 ½ stars)
A Touch of Sin (1 ½ stars)
Touchy Feely (1 ½ stars)
Trance (3 stars)
Turbo (2 paws)
12 Years a Slave (3 ½ stars)
20 Feet from Stardom (D) (2 stars)
21 and Over (1 star)
2 Guns (2 stars)
Una Noche (2 ½ stars)
Unfinished Song (1 ½ stars)
The United States of Football (D) (2 ½ stars)
Upstream Color (3 stars)
Venus and Serena (D) (2 ½ stars)
Violeta Went to Heaven (2 stars)
Wadjda (2 stars)
The Wall (1 ½ stars)
War Witch (2 ½ stars)
Wasteland (2 ½ stars)
The Way Way Back (1 ½ stars)
The We and the I (1 star)
We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks (D) (3 stars)
We’re the Millers (2 ½ stars)
What Maisie Knew (3 stars)
When Comedy Went to School (D) (2 ½ stars)
White House Down (2 ½ stars)
The Wind Rises (2 ½ stars)
Wish You Were Here (1 ½ stars)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2 stars)
World War Z (3 stars)
The World’s End (1 ½ stars)
Yossi (2 stars)
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet! (2 stars)
You Will Be My Son (3 stars)
Zipper: Coney Island’s Last Wild Ride (D) (2 ½ stars)


Total: 649.5 stars
Average: 2.14 stars

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