Ask somebody who likes the "Iron
Man" franchise what makes Iron Man a great character and I suspect he'll
be at a loss for words. It's really not an especially interesting character;
without the tremendous goodwill Robert Downey, Jr. brings to the table, Iron
Man would be (ahem) leaden. And, as one who doesn't like the franchise, I'm
here to report that Downey is again not enough. "Iron Man 3" is loud,
dark, severely bloated at about two hours and twenty minutes, and not very much
fun.