Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Look of Love, You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet!


The Look of Love
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet!



Props to director Michael Winterbottom and his production design for evocatively recreating the London of the mod 1960's for "The Look of Love," the new biopic about the English porn king Paul Raymond. Unfortunately, his movie never swings.

Monday, July 8, 2013

The Lone Ranger




I wonder what went through Johnny Depp's mind the moment he realized "The Lone Ranger" was going to be this generation's "Ishtar."

The Way Way Back




I call bullshit on every frame of "The Way Way Back," the kind of ersatz coming-of-age comedy that wants to be petted like a dog but makes you want to kick it instead.

Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me



"Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me" is Drew DeNicola's and Oliva Mori's nearly two-hour tribute to the early-70's power-pop band Big Star, whose three albums bombed spectacularly upon release but have gained cult followings in the ensuing decades, all three making Rolling Stone's list of the top 500 of all time.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Despicable Me 2, Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain


Despicable Me 2
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain




The directors of “Despicable Me 2” are Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud. The names do not surprise me. This franchise is based on that inimitable Gallic sense of humor – that everybody hates.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Attack




Director Ziad Doueiri frames "The Attack" through the lens of Dr. Amin Jaafari (Ali Suliman), a highly accomplished surgeon of Palestinian descent living and working in Tel Aviv where, as the movie opens, he is to receive a prestigious award for his medical practice.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

White House Down, I'm So Excited!, The Heat, The Stroller Strategy

White House Down
I'm So Excited!

The Heat
The Stroller Strategy


"White House Down" is the most preposterous movie of the year. "I'm So Excited!" is by far - and I mean this in the best possible way - the faggiest. "The Heat" has some of the biggest laughs. And "The Stroller Strategy" may be the most witless. Each sits on the cusp of the next lower star rating but reaps the benefit of my Wimbledon-induced, sleep-deprived laxity.